"See my bowels erupt!!" - a typical early morning scene.
The Storeroom.
Like a lot of this corridor, another mystery. Personally,
I think this is where they clone the cleaners, or at least subject them
to the horrific brainwashing which takes away any inherent cleaning ability
they may possess. I imagine there are lots of toilet rolls in there as
well, and envisage the room to be dark, dripping, with green walls and
a noxious smell.
The Shower.
Or otherwise known as "The Mud Room." If anybody
decides to take a shower, say early afternoon, they will stand up to their
knees in a sort of black mud type shit which seems to ooze from the walls,
and visibly crawls up the length of your body. People have been known to
forego showering for up to seven weeks, claiming it takes that long to
get as dirty as you would by walking into the shower cubicle.
It makes no sense really. I mean, I'm assuming that
all people do is walk from their rooms and into the shower, but it seems
as if you must undergo walking across a football pitch covered with dung,
and then simply forget about it. That's the only answer. Why, God? Why
why why?
Back to the corridor.
