The wig ... it's a strange phenomena.
People are drawn to it like butterflies to shit. For some reason,
when people see it, they can't help but
put it on. And in a sort of Red Shoes stylee, they act
like fools when wearing it. It's as if
there's some fantastic spell which people are drawn into.
Ridiculous dancing, foppish posturing,
and ridiculous dancing have all been noted as phenomena
of the wig's mysterious power. Below are
some examples of such instances, and the physical effects which have
resulted. It's scary, I know. This page
is more a warning than anything. If the wig comes near you (I think
it moves under
it's own evil power) don't put it on.
Don't laugh at it, for fear you may end up like one of these poor tortured
individuals
below. Take heed.
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