James. 

Quotes from the corridor.

"James ability to pull ropey old goats is a mystery to me..."


    James is a marvel at languages. He has decided that the main thing which perpetuates cultural differences and Xenophobic hatred is the fact that we don't share a common tongue. So, having heavily researched Esperanto, he is currently developing a common language, which he hopes will take us into the next Millennium with a sense of common unity. Unfortunately, he has failed to teach anybody else these words, and insists on using this new language, Woolese. Every so often, you'll be able to see blank faces of those he talks to, as he refers to la-la, and wat-wat. Some say it's the ramblings of a third year who's succumbed to the pressures of 3 years of academia. Some say he's a genius. Personally, I'm undecided, though the fence I tend to sit on causes splinters and nasty rashes.

    Like Ben, he is a football fan, though he supports Dunstable FC. This sometimes leads to conflict between them, though mostly people are awed into silence by his charm and sleaziness. He has an allergy to his mattress, which you may think would cause problems, but in reality, he manages to find alternative sleeping venues, purely for medical reasons, you understand.

    James in currently involved in a troublesome court case, trying to get rid of the thousands of International students who camp outside his room nightly, not believing that he's not there, despite how many fucking times we tell them.

    When James leaves university, he wishes to take up a job in distributing the spare toys you get from Happy Meals, to children born with no sense of quality.


Get thee behind me, Stan.