Are you
ready to
Now for the first time, the world famous party
animal, DJ Bryan Johannesburg (AKA DJ Jo'berg, AKA Tweetie the Disco Bird)
is available for YOU.
Fresh from rocking the discos and working men's clubs
of Sunderland, and his thirteen year stretch as friday night DJ for Radio
Bordon, DJ Jo'berg will bring entertainment to YOUR party, the likes of
which you've never seen before.
You want eighties hits? He has them all. You want
Steps?
He's their greatest fan. You want Leo Sayer? He was his lover a few
years ago. Utilising the full magic and luminescent wizardry of a rotating
four-lamp unit, you'll feel like you're in disco heaven!
Ably led by his assistant and floor dancer, Soberton
O'Keefe, who will dance as soon as the music starts and won't stop until
it does, whether she's alone on the dance floor or not, people won't be
able to resist her rhythmic moves. Soon, even the dead in your local graveyard
will be tapping their feet!! (Soberton is available for other services
subject to arrangement).
I was lucky enough to attend a party, and met the
great man myself, and I can't recommend his services enough. To be honest
with you, I was somewhat in awe of his talents, and could barely speak.
Luckily, somebody was there to photograph the meeting. When I am lonely
or naked, I look at this photograph, and just remember.
With rates starting from as little as £45.00
per hour, it's one offer you can't resist. If you want to make friends,
this is the way to do it. If you want to dance all night, there's no better
excuse. If you want thrills and spills and stains which you'll never forget
or remove, hire DJ Jo'berg. You won't regret it for a minute!!
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