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| NAME | Tom Elvis |
| DOB | 15th March 1324 BC (Making me the age of the trees and the stones, baby). |
| MARITAL STATUS | Married and divorced 17 times, to a tribe of Pencil Sharpeners. |
| HOBBIES | Cutting toenails, smoking goats cheese, dancing naked to the big-beat sounds of Celine Dion, making sweet love under palm trees (as yet unfulfilled - have you ever been to Gosport? The closest I got was in the window of Going Places. They had a display about the Bahamas, and I now have a criminal record...) |
| FAVOURITE FILM | The Happy Hooker |
| FAVOURITE BAND | Earth, Wind and Fire |
| NAME OF PRINCIPLE TEDDY BEAR | Salamander.
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| QUOTE | "What did you think I meant by devil-worshipping? |
| SMALLEST FINGER | 1.458 cm. |
| FASHION SENSE | Questionable. |
| THE NEED FOR SPEED? | I feel it. |